12 things that make me angry including: gouache, drivers, movies, people, my puppy and chocolate boxes!
1.Stupid people who think oh hey I need to merge I have right away herp derp.
Hmm Lemme think here people, NO you don’t and when you’re about to hit my car because I already let 5 people in and didn’t want to let YOU in does not mean you can ride next to me making angry faces and speeding up, give it up asshole I’m not letting you in and you doing this is not making me want to let you in anymore. Learn the rules of the road kthnxbye.
2. Movies on Demand Issues
The one time I really want to get a movie on demand and have been waiting since October they don’t put it on the day it comes out on DVD. So they have been lying to me all the time on the commercials. Two days ago- Today I’ve been frequently checking MOD for Despicable Me and it STILL isn’t on. AND HEY THERE NETFLIX ALREADY HAS IT AND IF I HAD REQUESTED IT TWO DAYS AGO INSTEAD OF NOT BECAUSE I ASSUMED YOU WERE TELLING THE TRUTH WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE GONNA HAVE IT ON THE DAY IT COMES OUT ON DVD!!!! Pisses me offff
3. Pretty much everyone driving a car, especially trucks and SUVs
Hi there SUV and truck that is GOING UP MY ASS when I’m doing +5 the speed limit. I don’t want to get a ticket but I sure as hell wouldn’t mind watching you getting pulled OVER. Holy hell I get ticked when normal cars do it too but I’ve noticed it more with bigger cars. Especially the middle aged woman who are driving their shiny giant car when putting on lipstick and who are taking part into about the most unimportant and worthless conversation ever on their cell phones. I understand your husband probably got you that GIANT ass piece of shiny crap and don’t care if you wreck it but I personally rather not get run into you and then have to deal with your issues when you blame me for the accident.
4. When people RIDE my ass in traffic
Hi not only middle aged woman in SUVs do it but everyone does. I think its cute because they really like my behind of my cute little car and all but hey I’M WATCHING YOU INSTEAD OF THE PERSON IN FRONT OF ME. Because I’m concered about you running into me and plus I want to see what the hell is more important than my life. Some old guy with a balding head who looks super pissed? Or a teenager texting their life away? Like HOLY balls. What REALLY gets me laughing is when my fluffy ass puppy sticks his little face with his big smile and big eyes and looks out the back window at the douchiemcfrig face behind me AND THEN THEY GET OFF MY ASS!?! What is my puppies life more important than mine??? People are redoinkulous!!!!
5. Remote issues
When I loose my remote as SOON as gilmore girls comes on. Its always gilmore girls it comes after that 70s show and then I loose it. It normally gets eaten by my couch. Which is annoying because It just goes to show that my couch HATE me. I want the goddamn big comfy couch couch because then theres the little dust bunnies that could help me find it. And maybe I can get more flexible.
6. When my puppy takes a leak inside
Ok I thought my puppy was potty trained yesterday. I trained him well how to go potty…then I get up and I step in a nice puddle of piss. So i take off my sock and walk alittle bit more and realize theres a dripple trail. My dog is pretty smart… He pees like a girl and he does it when I’m sucked in on my computer and he pisses near the couch where I am so I can’t see when I look at the floor… then he walks while peeing so it leaves a nice trail for me to follow. Thanks Kovu.
7. Chocolate boxes
I never bite into a nice piece of chocolate. I only take one bite of each one to find one i like… then i ruin the box for everyone!!!! They all need keys!!!!!!!!!! the end.
8. The begining madness to hot chocolate
My favorite drink. AND I CAN NEVER ENJOY IT. Why? Because I get to excited and then drink it and burn my gosh darn tongue. LAMELAMELAMELAMELAME
9. Christmas Trees
I can never decorate them like all the movies and commercials can. >.< GAHHHHHH
10. Holiday Movies
Holiday movies never seem to be made well. They seemed to rush them and it made them crap. The terrible effects, cast, acting and everything! There was one movie where they used a GREEN SCREEN FOR A WAREHOUSE SCENE that lasted like 5 seconds…You could have taken a quick stop to a warehouse to shoot the scene!!!!!
11. Facebook shananagans
I’m addicted. It’s bad. So it’s some how facebook’s fault. I get mad at people on facebook for silly things. I can’t believe some people though!!!! Like the people who posts their status as obvious attention status…
Example: Call me (post number here) my life sucks because I’m an asshole and nobody understands me angstangstangst my parents hate me because I do everything perfect angst
People who post things hypocritically, yea yea I know we’re all hypocrites I know I’m a hypocrite but it gets annoying when you post it in its publicness!
Theres a whole more that make me angry but that’s for another day!!!
12.Paint.
I CANNOT PAINT. I CANNOT PAINT WITH STUPID PAINT. Stupid paint aka-gouache. paint which can be two different consistencies and no matter HOW hard you try you can’t paint with. I never want to paint again. Or draw squares. BUT i have to because I have to take 2D over again joyjoyjoy
